Now let's get down to the eating type of lunch. Unless you’re in a diner or grabbing something 'to go' from a diner, deli or hot dog stand, lunch means sandwiches made with cold-cuts. It should be toted around in a small igloo cooler. A bag of plain chips or Fritos, thermos of black coffee, or may three or four cans of cola should be included, plus maybe an apple or a pickle. Your sandwich choices are:
Balogna & American on white (or just plain Bologna)
Ham & Swiss on Rye w/ Mayo
Spam on white or rye
Liverwurst on Rye or White
Hard Salami & Colby, on Rye
Head cheese on dark rye.
Now if you’re hitting a diner, deli or take out, your options increase:
BLT
Italian Beef sandwich w/hot peppers and fries, coffee (black) or a beer
Italian Sausage sandwich w/ fries, coffee (black) or a beer
Brat w/kraut and fries, coffee (black) or a beer
Hotdog w/mustard, onions, relish & peppers w/ fries, coffee (black) or a beer
Reuben, side of fries. a beer
Patty Melt, side of fries, a beer
And ever popular sub (hoagie, hero) with the works and hot peppers.
Liver & onions, mashed potatoes, black coffee.
Chili over a plate of rice, coffee (black) or a beer
Coffee (black) or a beer
You should always have at a minimum 2 sandwiches atlunch (unless you’re just having a cup of coffee or a beer). This is also your chance to get some vegetables in your diet. Any sandwich can go “Dagwood.” Just add lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions, kruat, olives, etc. Don't be a doofus. You're not putting on sprouts or stuff that looks like leaves. Its your basic iceberg lettuce. Any time you add all those veggies you need yellow mustard and mayo!
Burgers are strictly bush league and should be reserved for cook-outs, where they become manly. If the situation allows it, you can always have a beer in place of the black coffee.
Spam straight from the can is a time tested manly delicacy. An excellent choice for the man on the go!
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