No one knows.
Men know sleeping is a sign of weakness so men don’t get caught sleeping.
So how do men not get caught sleeping? Let’s say you’ve had a good night and some dame is lucky enough to share your bed. If you’re a man, you’ll learn to pretend your asleep while remaining completely alert of your surroundings and then as soon as the dame nods off, you’ll quietly slip out of bed and go about your business.
Or if you’re sleeping alone, you’ll set up alarms so that if someone comes within range of your weapon of choice, you’ll be alert, armed and dangerous before they can get the drop on you.
One good way to make sure you’re an alert sleeper is to get yourself a La-Z-Boy recliner. Put it in the corner of your room so you can observe all windows and doors in the room. For lighting purpose, make sure you’re back-lit or better yet in the shadows.
Keep a bottle of whiskey and a loaded .45 on the table next to you. Keep a back up pistol tucked in the cushion of the chair so that when you’re reclining with your arms crossed (Indian chief style) you can easily grab the pistol in an across the body draw.
Leave the shotgun on the floor next to the chair so you can easily roll out of the chair a grab the shotgun.
With this type of set up, anyone who happens to get a glimpse of how a man sleeps probably won’t live long enough to tell anyone.
Remember your bed is a playground. The recliner is where you sleep.
This man has set up a great decoy. The Tec 9 is not within arms reach but its placement under the lamp draws the intruder's attention to it. This will allow the man ample time to grab his Glock 21 and put 7 or 8 rounds down range before the intruder even knew what hit him. The placement of the lamp also allows the man to keep to the shadows. A simple role to the left and the shot gun on the far side of the chair is in reach. How do we know the Tec 9 is just a decoy gun? The Tec-9 is a piece of crap used by novice gang bangers and low budget Hollywood movies directors.
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