Well Morris, this is a question that has caused many a bar fights. Is it hunting? Stock car racing? Boxing? Foot ball? Hockey? The answer is simple. It’s the sport you’re playing so long as your intention is to win and in the process you kick the snot out of your opponent. The purpose of sports is character building through competition. The strong survive the weak fall by the wayside. Not everyone wins and don’t let a bunch of sissified sniveling sociologists tell you otherwise. Remember comportment. It isn’t what you do its how you do it. If you’re playin’ to win, then even soccer can be manly!
Play hard, kick ass and take names. And remember the losers buy the first round after the game. And if some skirt wants to play with you, don’t give ‘em a break. If you do, you’ll wind up on your ass. Because any skirt who wants to run with the big dogs is going to be out for blood and is playing to win. Don’t be a sap. She won’t respect you unless you play hard. Knock her down and make sure you fall on top! This may be hard in say, a game of darts at the local pub, but be creative. Find a way!
With that said and just to entice a bar fight. In my opinion the manliest sport is taking an eight second ride on a bull, especially if your idea of head protection is a cowboy hat.
Good fun, Good times. Most fun a man can have in 8 seconds!
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